
Some bibliographies are not going to be represented correctly or fully up to date. If everything goes well, this page should display the bibliography of the aforementioned article as it appears in the Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy, but with links added to PhilPapers records and Google Scholar for your convenience. Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar book cover artwork varies.This is an automatically generated and experimental page Insights into understanding ethics, religion, existentialism, language and political philosophy among other topics are explored with clever comic relief providing the topical zingers. Discussing politics and religion over an adult beverage has never been this much fun ( potentially ). Order your copy of Plato & A Platypus Walk Into A Bar… Understanding Philosophy Through Jokes here. He replies, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.” When I shower or watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women.”Ī little while later, a couple sits down next to the old cowboy and asks him, “Are you a real cowboy?” As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. I spend my whole day thinking about women. He replies, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences and branding cattle, so I guess I am.” She turns to the cowboy and asks him, “Are you a real cowboy?” As he sits there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sits down next to him. I just joined the Mormon Church and I had to quit drinking.”Īn old cowboy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The Irishman says, “Oh, no, everyone’s fine. When he comes to the bar for a second round, the bartender says, “Please accept my condolences, pal.”

The other regulars notice, and a silence falls over the bar. One day he comes in and orders two pints. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always orders the same way. The bartender is touched, and says, “What a great custom!” Each of these is for one of my brothers and the third is for me.”

When we all went our separate ways, we promised each other that we’d all drink this way in memory of the days when we drank together.

The man says, “Yeah, I know, but I have two brothers, one in the States, one in Australia. The bartender says, “You know, they’d be less likely to go flat if you bought them one at a time.”

An Irishman walks into a Dublin bar, orders three pints of Guinness, and drinks them down, taking a sip from one, then a sip from the next, until they’re gone.
